We could spend some time pondering philosophical butt-plug problems (i.e., if a butt plug glows in the forest and no one sees it - does it still glow?), or we could skip it and tell you all about Whipsmart's illuminating Glass Butt Plug.

No matter how much butt-play experience you might have under your belt - or butt - this petite Plug will be a great choice. The sleek, beginner-friendly taper up top widens gradually into a rounded swell that's all the better for targeting backdoor pleasure places. Safe for deep(er) diving, the Plug features a broad base for slip-free fun and precision control.

Let your Plug sit under some bright light to maximize the glow. Also, if you or a partner are fans of temperature play, you can soak it in warm or cold water beforehand.

In hypoallergenic pyrex glass, the Plug is body-safe, easy to clean, and good to go with any lube you love. Wash it well before and after playtime with soapy water or a favorite toy care fluid/foam. Store your Plug carefully to avoid scratching or chipping.