Sure, we could ponder some philosophical sex toy questions (i.e., if a dildo glows in the forest and no one sees it - does it still glow?), or we could skip it and tell you all about Whipsmart's illuminating Bulbous Glass Dildo.

There's lots to love about this curvy penetrator, aside from its sexy inner glow! First of all, it's for everyone. G-spots and inner pleasure places in general are no match for the firm, contoured shape.

Tipped by a smooth sphere, Bulbous is beyond perfect for inner massage. Use the opposite side (which you could also use as a penetrator) to direct it anywhere that feels good. Just a note - this dildo isn't the best choice for inner butt play, as there's no base or barrier. You can play (carefully) outside, though!

Let your Bulbous sit under bright light to maximize the glow. Also, if you or a partner are fans of temperature play, you can soak it in warm or cold water beforehand.

In hypoallergenic pyrex glass, this dildo is body-safe, easy to clean, and good to go with any lube you love. Wash it well before and after playtime with soapy water or a favorite toy care fluid/foam. Store your Bulbous Dildo carefully to avoid scratches and chips.