Sure, we could ponder some philosophical sex toy problems (i.e., if a dildo glows in the forest and no one sees it - does it still glow?), or we could skip it and tell you all about Whipsmart's illuminating Beaded Glass Double Dildo.

There's lots to love about this curvy penetrator. First of all, it's for everyone! G-spots, P-spots, A-spots, and inner pleasure places in general are no match for the firm, contoured shape.

The Double is tipped by smooth tapered swells on either side. Some bumpy namesake adorns half, while the other end is nice and smooth. Pick the one that feels best, and play away! Both sides can delve deep (or shallow!) to stretch, massage, and stimulate.

Let it sit under some bright light to maximize the glow. Also, if you or a partner are fans of temperature play, you can soak your Beaded in warm or cold water beforehand.

In hypoallergenic pyrex glass, this dildo is body-safe, easy to clean, and good to go with any lube you love. Wash it well before and after playtime with soapy water or a favorite toy care fluid/foam. Store your Beaded Dildo carefully to avoid scratches and chips.