We could ponder some philosophical problems (i.e., if a dildo glows in the forest and no one sees it - does it still glow?), or we could skip it and tell you all about Whipsmart's illuminating Beaded Glass Dildo.

There's lots to love about this curvy penetrator. First of all, it's for everyone! G-spots, P-spots, A-spots, and inner pleasure places in general are no match for the firm, contoured shape.

Tipped by a smooth little bead on one side and a big bead on the other, you can pick the one that'll feel best. Either way, the Beaded delves deep (or shallow!) to stretch, massage, and stimulate.

Let it sit under some bright light to maximize the glow. Also, if you or a partner are fans of temperature play, you can soak your Beaded in warm or cold water beforehand.

In hypoallergenic pyrex glass, this dildo is body-safe, easy to clean, and good to go with any lube you love. Wash it well before and after playtime with soapy water or a favorite toy care fluid/foam. Store your Beaded Dildo carefully to avoid scratching or chipping.