Sure, we could ponder some philosophical sex toy questions (i.e., if a dildo glows in the forest and no one sees it - does it still glow?), or we could skip it and tell you all about Whipsmart's illuminating Ballsy Glass Dildo.

There's lots to love about this curvy, lifelike (penis-shaped) penetrator. First of all, it's for everyone! G-spots, P-spots, A-spots, and inner pleasure places in general are no match for the firm, contoured shape.

Ballsy is tipped by a smooth taper and features lots of equally smooth length below. The big balls act as a barrier against too-far penetration, so you can go deep with no worries.

Let it sit under some bright light to maximize the glow. Also, if you or a partner are fans of temperature play, you can soak Ballsy in warm or cold water beforehand.

In hypoallergenic pyrex glass, this dildo is body-safe, easy to clean, and good to go with any lube you love. Wash it well before and after playtime with soapy water or a favorite toy care fluid/foam. Store your Ballsy Dildo carefully to avoid scratching or chipping.