Hey, got any plans later? You could always get into some philosophical problems (i.e., if you look into a crystal dildo, can you see the future?), or you could skip it and get gläs' 12 Inch Girthy Double Trouble Dildo into you.

Featuring some serious sturdiness that'll warm to your/their body heat in a flash (or, you can pre-warm or cool it!), this curvy, sweet-spot-seeking, double-sided dildo is as versatile as it is ridiculously pleasurable.

Tipped by two swollen tapers showcasing some beaded or ribbed bumpiness below, Double Trouble can delve deep or comfortably shallow to stretch, massage, and stimulate. It's just the thing for g-spot or prostate massage, and the natural weightiness is great for anyone seeking a nice full feeling. No matter which side you're enjoying (or helping your partner enjoy), the opposite acts as a handle for just-right thrusting, twisting, and tugging.

In nonporous, hypoallergenic, shatterproof Pyrex glass, Double Trouble is extra sturdy and ultra-durable; if you treat it right, it could last a lifetime. Luckily, glass is very low maintenance. Warm water and mild soap will keep things squeaky clean before and after playtime, but you can also boil or bleach your glass toy. Store it carefully to avoid chipping or scratches. The Double is safe to use with any favorite lubricant.